While I was having my brunch at Urth in West Hollywood, one of my best friends in Morocco sent me a link to this racy story about an arrest of a female student who was screaming at the top of her lungs with her head hanging out of the window of an upstairs apartment in the city of El Jadida.

When the police showed up, they realized that this female student, 29, was alone with another student from Guinea, which is illegal in the first place (while unmarried). Obviously, they weren’t studying. The strong Guinea student was only 23; we all know what that’s supposed to mean. They arrested the Guinean and took the girl to the hospital in an attempt to “restore whatever could be restored” (as stated by a Moroccan newspaper).

The neighbors didn’t need to watch any OnlyFans or PornHub videos (which are very popular in Morocco) since they had a front-row seat to the real thing happening right next door. I enjoyed reading all the comments poking fun at the situation and asking, “what is there to be restored?” at the hospital. At 29, with all these experiences and screaming, something’s not adding up here.

Go figure–the Moroccan Drama continues…

By Simo Ben